50 Shades of Brown Loo Roll - the new and innovative take on the literary phenomenon of a similar name. Our version contains a toilet roll, for DIY (Decorate It Yourself) and the 50 Shades of Brown (little Booklet).
Extract From the Book
Mr. Crispian Brown, although a few sheets to the wind, was occupied. He was on a roll.
She looked at him with a vacant expression and wondered what business he was up to.
'Take a seat', he mentioned, crustily.
Cackastasia flushed. Her moist flesh quivering as, in a sudden thrust, he tied her to the stool with the chain.....
IT GET'S WORSE!!50 Shades of Brown Loo Roll - the new and innovative take on the literary phenomenon of a similar name.
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